Stranger than Truth

Published July 23, 2012

Two lawsuits have been filed against Kim Kardashian and her family in West Virginia, with weird allegations. As if their reality weren’t already weird enough.

One lawsuit alleges Kardashian and her ex-husband Kris Humphries and his new girlfriend Myla Sinanaj held the plaintiff at gunpoint in a hotel room along with a sheep, two goats, and a unicorn and forced him to watch “them” have sex.

“I defacated [sic] on my self, barnyard animals snipped at my feet,” the plaintiff alleged in his suit. “Chris [sic] is laughing at me like the Jolly Green Giant, then a knock on the door, Kim Kardashian opened and it was Charlie Sheen, who had a bag full of ecstasy and set [sic] ‘lets get this party started.'” The plaintiff wants a restraining order against Kardashian and Humphries.

In a separate suit, another plaintiff alleges Kardashian, her boyfriend Kanye West, her mother Kris, stepfather Bruce Jenner, and Kardashian’s sisters Khloe and Kourtney are operating an al-Qaida training camp in West Virginia. The plaintiff alleges he saw them burning American flags, while West rapped. He claims all of Kardashian’s earnings go to al-Qaida, Khloe plans to behead him, Kardashian launched a rocket at his head, and Jenner threw a grenade at him.

“They all drank Jim Jones juice and then the defendants got shovels and were digging coal and fracking at mines in West Virginia to get fuel to make weapons of mass destruction and Kris Jenner was enriching uranium,” the suit claims.

Source: Taylor Bigler, “Lawsuits claim Kim Kardashian is al-Qaida operative, made sex tape with unicorn,” The Daily Caller, June 28, 2012