Welcome Parents–The Line for Pat-Downs Starts Here

Published November 23, 2012

Parents of schoolchildren in a Massachusetts school district are invited to attend the third grade’s Thanksgiving celebration, but only if they have cleared a criminal background check. “Come have a snack with your child in a well-supervised setting,” the invitation read. The school district was not identified.

Source: Lenore Skenazy, “An Old-Fashioned School Thanksgiving, Except …,” Free-Range Kids, October 28, 2012 h/t overlawyered